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Welcome to our Home Friend! Never ya mind the mess, just throw that junk on the floor and clear ya a space too sit! We be so happy that ya thought it good to visit wit us right char on our site! Now hold on an wait jus a minute! I can just rustle up ya some grub! Honey! Debra Honey! Please be gittin these fine folk some food. Ya know, I just shot a skunk just last night and it has been stewin' all day... and it bees waitin for someone to sink thar teeth into it! I muself was plannin' to et the skunk, but since wees got company an all I suppose we should give ya first dibs! Honey, Debra Honey, come on over har and let me introduce ya to these fine folks, Debra... fine folks, fine folks... Debra my Honeybunch! An don't let me furget our youngin, Christy. She be real smart! She even passed da 8th grade and all! Anyway, stay as long as ya want! Bad smell? What bad smell? I knows that I took a bath last month and I ain't fixin to take one for at least another week so I know that smell ain't me. |
