- Pick-up Lines



Christy, since you are getting older you need to know that some guys use pick-up lines.
We want you to be careful and aware of these so here are some examples of pick-up lines and a response you may use:


Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Christy: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

Man: "Do you believe in love at first site? Or do I have to walk by again?"
Christy: "Yeah, but this time don't stop."

Man: "I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."
Christy: "I'll go call a doctor and he can help you."

Man: "I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle."
Christy: "No, my eyes are tearing because you stink."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Christy: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Christy: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

Man: "Does beauty run in your family?"
Christy: "It obviously doesn't in yours!"

Man: "I think you're the best looking girl in here."
Christy: "Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!"

Man: "I can see forever in your eyes."
Christy: "But all I can see is never in yours."

Man: "I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
Christy: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Christy: "Female impersonator."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Christy: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "I would die for you..."
Christy: "Proove it."

Man: "I'm all you've got cutie"
Christy: "Then I must not have a lot."

Man: "Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
Christy: "Yes, I have a map and it will show you the way out."

Man: "Bond. James Bond."
Christy: "Dumb. Just Dumb."

Man: "Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!"
Christy: "No, your not dead... yet."

Man: "Wow!"
Christy: "Ugh!"

Man: "If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand."
Christy: "I'm sorry, I didn't notice you. Did you say something?"

Man: "Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?"
Christy: "I don't like thorns."

Man: "Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?"
Christy: "(2) bring me a pizza and (3) Go away."

Man: "Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile."
Christy: "Thank you, but that was just too lame for a reply."

Man: "What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"
Christy: "I feel like I should be able to tell everyone to leave me alone."

Man: "If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second."
Christy: "If stupid were a star I'd be blinded when you walked in."

Man: "I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is 'good bye'."
Christy: "Good bye."

Man: "(Sounding official) Excuse me, we have a problem here. You see that table over there? It has one too many chairs at it. Would you like to join me? "
Christy: "Just remove a chair. Does a girl always have to think of everything!"

Man: "It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you. "
Christy: "So... why is it so dark where you are?"

Man: "You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
Christy: "Send HIM over here. I'd rather talk with HIM."

Man: "You are a rose in a garden of weeds."
Christy: "You are a thorn in a bed of roses."

Man: "Ah, yet doth beauty, like a dial hand, hath motion, and mine eye may be decedived; for fear of which hear this thou age unbred; 'ere you were born was beauty's summer dead."
Christy: "I know you just said something, but I have no idea what."

Man: "Is your personality as beautiful as your eyes?"
Christy: "I think so. You should ask my boyfriend."

Man: "You're so pretty, I forgot what my pick-up line was going to be."
Christy: "You must do poorly on tests."

Man: "Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?"
Christy: "No, I don't think you understand, I said "Mr. RIGHT!""

Man: "Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love."
Christy: "Typical. The one guy I thought I might like and all he wants is to beg for money. Go away!"

Man: "Did your head hurt when that angel dropped you from heaven??"
Christy: "You are not very nice thinking I'm a fallen angel."

Man: "If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous!"
Christy: "Are you saying I look like a hamburger?! (run away crying)"

Man: "You're finer than the hairs on my uncle Frank's balding head!"
Christy: "Bald heads run in your family? Ya know, You look like you may be losing some hair too."

Man: "I wish I was cross-eyed, babe, so I could see you twice."
Christy: "Hold still and I'll hit you in the head a couple of times."

Man: "I'm sorry, could you repeat what you just said? I couldn't hear over that choir of angels that starts singing every time I see your face."
Christy: "Oh, them? You see them too? They are my friends! (Move your hand in mid-air as if patting someone on the back) See this is Angelica and she sings the sweetest!"

Man: "You: Do you have any raisins?
Them: No.
You: Then can I have a date?"

Christy: "I don't have any dates available either!"

Man: "Behold, the power of cheese!"
Christy: "Limburger cheese. 'Nuf said."

Man: "Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1000 miles. If Train A is going 95 miles an hour, and Train B is going 85 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?"
Christy: "Hmmm, lets see if since they are going in the opposite direction it would have to be at least 1000 years!"

Man: "You are my rose, I am your tree, and our love will be our garden."
Christy: "I like rock gardens."

Man: "If there was a rain drop for every time I thought about you, Noah would have to build another ark."
Christy: "I'm sorry, who are you?"

Man: "Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me."
Christy: "No, I was just wondering what that was on your nose."

Man: "I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you."
Christy: "You need to watch where you are going."

Man: "Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get."
Christy: "Your last name must be McDonalds cause that was McStupid!"

Man: "Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year..together..and laughing?"
Christy: "We can, Come to me next year at this same place and tell me that stupid pickup line again!"

Man: "You are so hot you make the windows fog."
Christy: "No, that is just your bad breath."

Man: (As you're going out of a door in a public building with an "exit" sign above it say:) "There's the exit, will you go out with me?"
Christy: "I'll go out the door, but nowhere else."

Man: "I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you."
Christy: "Thank you. It is refreshing for someone to see my beauty. My boyfriend doesn't always notice."

Man: "I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk."
Christy: "At least you are honest."

Man: "I hope your day is as radiant as your smile."
Christy: "It was until you appeared."

Man: "Are you a fisherman because you've got me on the hook."
Christy: "Looks Like I'll have to throw this catch back!"

Man: "I noticed you noticing me and I thought I would notify you that I noticed you too."
Christy: "I wasn't looking at you, I was looking at the guy next to you."

Man: "Hey you almost killed me!"
Them: What did I do?
"I saw you and forgot how to breathe."

Christy: "You forgot to breathe? Intelligence doesn't seem to run in your family."

Man: "They call me "milk", 'cause I do a body good."
Christy: "By the smell of your breath I think they really call you Sour Milk."

Man: "I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime!"
Christy: "That was just too sad for a response."

Man: "Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?"
Christy: "There is an airport near by and the rest of you can also take off."

Man: "Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?"
Christy: "Being the fine thing that I am shouldn't have to put up with people like you."

Man: "owwwwww, are you a bee with some honey, cuz you just stung me."
Christy: "I didn't sting you, but I could slap you in the face."

Man: "Baby, Your the honey on my bunches of oats!"
Christy: "Typical, men think about food all the time!"

Man: "When im eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time I layed eyes on you."
Christy: "That's nice, but it should be when you met your wife."

Man: "Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?"
Christy: "Yes I do, and I'm not afraid to use it."

Man: "You know your good enough to give my last name to."
Christy: "No thank you. I already have a last name."

Man: "I love you like pigs love mud."
Christy: "What did you call me?" (run away crying)

Man: "Hey baby, you plus me equals we."
Christy: "That was really bad. Did you think up that lame pickup line on your own or did you find it on my dad's website?"

Man: "Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?"
Christy: Say "yes" to the first question.

Man: "Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted."
Christy: "I'm everything you never will get."


If he would try any other pick-up line not listed above...
Christy: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."



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